A camel decided to educate his son who he suspected was getting a little inquisitive.

 

'Why do we have two humps? Asked the son.'

'Thats so we can go for days and weeks without water, We can store it in the humps son.'

 

'Why do we have long eyelashes?'

'That, is to protect our eyes from the sand in a sand storm son.'

 

'Why do we have bulbous looking feet dad?'

'So we can travel twice as fast through the desert.'

 

'Dad?' asked the young camel, 'What the hell are we doing in this zoo?'