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well there pretty awful but here goes...

 

Q.what have you got when you have a green ball in one hand and a green ball in the other?

 

A.THE JOLLY GREEN GIANTS FULL ATTENTION!

 

A piece of string walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint, the barman says sorry we dont serve pieces of string...the piece of string goes outside cuts himself in half and ties the two halfs together and frays his end, he walks back into the bar and orders a pint, the barman says arnt you that piece of string that was in earlier, the piece of string replies "Im afraid not" laugh.gifsleepy.gif

If your not wasted, the day is!!

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    well there pretty awful but here goes...

     

    Q.what have you got when you have a green ball in one hand and a green ball in the other?

     

    A.THE JOLLY GREEN GIANTS FULL ATTENTION!

     

    A piece of string walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint, the barman says sorry we dont serve pieces of string...the piece of string goes outside cuts himself in half and ties the two halfs together and frays his end, he walks back into the bar and orders a pint, the barman says arnt you that piece of string that was in earlier, the piece of string replies "Im afraid not" laugh.gifsleepy.gif

    theyr good cos theyr bad! i like it my type of jokes!! good clean wholesome fun suitable for the whole family!

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