I was back at my parents this weekend... met up with a few mates on Sat night. We had a few beers and moved from place to place. Get to one bar - "sorry, no jeans". I was wearing a pair of pretty [censored] cool jeans even if I do say so myself

 

So what's all that about then? It was just a bar ffs (in a small town) - not even a good one at that! Surely the bouncers should be looking at what people are like, not just letting in any old tosser 'cos he had trousers on.

 

Oh how pleased I am you don't get this crap in clubland

Maybe you get violent when you put jeans on, or something

I hate it when any place stops me from coming in cos I'm wearing jeans and trainers. My jeans alone usually cost more than some peoples entire outfit and they are allowed in just cos its black trousers and shoes.

Oh how pleased I am you don't get this crap in clubland

 

Not so much jeans but I've known some people (CTW'ers) to be knocked because of their face. Thats unfortunate.

[censored] innit

 

came down to leeds for a few weeks last year to see some old mates and i was well offended when they said "no jeans or trainers" and i got refused entry, i just thought:

 

a. how pathetic are you then

b. your pub shuts at 11pm as well which sucks

c. i really hate england - things like this make me dread coming back (never had this prob in Scotland)

Even more stupid was seeing hundred of people queued down the street for the shittiest cheese club in town We were in a bar opposite - everyone was laughing and takin the piss. hahahahaha @ beer boy clubs

definite no score to shite clubs and dress codes!!!

 

had a dream last night that for some reason i was desperate to get into IKON (shite club in wakefield) and i was really pissed off that they wouldn't let me in because i was wearing a t-shirt and not a sherman shirt...

 

*shudder*

Alot ppl u see out clubbing are much more stylish n better dressed than all the bellends in shirts n trousers, i dont understand places with these crap dress codes.

i fink the original idea behind these kind of drerss codes was to keep the pikeys out, but it all seems to have backfired.......

I live in sunderland and all bars are crap, so i don't bother goin in!

 

The nightclubs r worse i know some one who was refused entry 4 havin a tattoo and another lad was refused 4 havin a shaved head!

matt wouldnt let me try my come back:

 

bouncer: sorry no denim allowed

 

me: but my arse looks fantastic in these jeans

I never said that did I?

*resists saying how nice your arse did actually look*

oops

 

Anyway - the crazy thing is girls could wear denim, but lads couldn't. Now that is just plain stoooopid !!

F00king girls!

i fink the original idea behind these kind of drerss codes was to keep the pikeys out, but it all seems to have backfired.......

 

LOL your not wrong, only poeple who have just spent £13 on a pair of black shoes and trousers can go in and I'm not allowed in when I'm wearing expensive jeans, trainers and t-shirt.

maybe we should have used the ''lets add up my outfit, then add up yours'' line

 

bouncer: shoes bought by wife from matalan - £9-99

shirt from C&A £4-99

lovely 'retro tie' from cancer research 50p

trouser he can just fit in due to beer belly

£14-99 from burtons