I am gutted to the gut that I wont be seeing you this weekend. I so badly wanted to meet you and kick your arse to smithereens. Not long to go now before I'll be out and sorting your ugly mug out.

 

Its a matter of weeks now.

Creamy, you want my Tidy Weekender ticket? £40 to you my son.

Creamy, you want my Tidy Weekender ticket? £40 to you my son.

 

Seriously ?

To be honest, Im pretty much gutted you aint going aswell. U shouldnt have joked about sayihng u were going. U got me hopes up. If I win the lottery tonight, u will be coming to tidy weekender. But the chances of me winning are pretty much close to Nil.

 

Never mind. I spose i can keep the baseball bat here and save it for rearanging yr fat cunt of a mug another day.

 

Bless you. ( )

Creamy, you want my Tidy Weekender ticket? £40 to you my son.

 

Seriously ?

 

Yeah. To be honest, I'd rather spend time with the missus, and I'm a bit strapped for cash as it is.

[censored] off wub u are coming to tw.

To be honest, Im pretty much gutted you aint going aswell. U shouldnt have joked about sayihng u were going. U got me hopes up. If I win the lottery tonight, u will be coming to tidy weekender. But the chances of me winning are pretty much close to Nil.

 

Never mind. I spose i can keep the baseball bat here and save it for rearanging yr fat cunt of a mug another day.

 

Bless you. ( )

 

Trust me, its gonna be nasty. I wouldn't get gobby.

 

The fact is, you've been getting away with too much.

 

And very soon I'll be back to make you pay.

 

I have the Creamy Army out in full force at the Tidy Weekender. You wont be alone.

 

 

 

 

The fact is, you've been getting away with too much.

 

 

I.e?

I'll take that as a no then Creamy?

 

 

Fair enough, Tidy here I come......

I'll take that as a no then Creamy?

 

 

Fair enough, Tidy here I come......

 

I will buy it.

Too late, you had your chance. Someone else has taken it whilst you were dilly dallying.

Well then how you still going blub blub?

cos she offered me £50, which was more than I offered it to you for. So that made me change my mind.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually, I am going and was just having a laugh. Such a jester that I am.

Hold on.

 

I may of pissed myself.