its spunky time this friday

Count me in

 

Not with you tho.

I have a fellin this weeked is going to be the best one yet!!!!!

How much can you spunk?

More than you can handle DJSG !

 

I'll blow your head off !!!!!!

 

(havent had sex in a while! )

More than you can handle DJSG !

 

I'll blow your head off !!!!!!

 

I hate liers.

 

Do you know how many wanks I have had today?

 

Each one was a joy.

More than you can handle DJSG !

 

I'll blow your head off !!!!!!

 

I hate liers.

 

Do you know how many wanks I have had today?

 

Each one was a joy.

 

How many?

Did you just use your fingers or a vibro? or did you [censored] the fridge?

or did you [censored] the fridge?

 

I [censored] the fridge-freezer.

or did you [censored] the fridge?

 

I [censored] the fridge-freezer.

 

What were you using?

Frozen sausages as a dildo and frozen peas as jiggle balls?

No no.

 

 

I increased the diametre (sp) of my biff, and let myself slide from top to bottom, of the fridge-freezer.

 

No no.

 

 

I increased the diametre (sp) of my biff, and let myself slide from top to bottom, of the fridge-freezer.

 

 

have you got james a penis pump?

he'll need one after that!

No it's ok.

 

My cervix is quite relaxed now.

No it's ok.

 

My cervix is quite relaxed now.

 

Best get doing those foo foo exercises tho, just in case, you cant just go sliding yourself down fridge freezers willy nilly!