A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh

blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some

sleep.

 

Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him

about where he got it. He told them to piss off and let him get some

sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.

 

OK, follow me, he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats

behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a

huge forest. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats

excitedly milled around him tongues hanging out for blood.

 

"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked. "YES, YES,

YES!!!!"

the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good!" said the first bat, "Because I

[censored] didn't"

 

 

HAHAHAHAHA [censored] QUALITY!!!!!!!!

LMAO

Hehe, funny!

such an oldie, but so funny too.