A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her

nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get

a

$30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief

and

asks his name.

 

The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and

that

it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need

to

secure the loan with some collateral.

 

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain

elephant,

about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed. Very

confused,

 

Patty explains that he'll have to consult with the bank manager and

disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out

there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants

to

use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is

this?"

 

(you're gonna love this)

 

 

 

 

(its a real treat)

 

 

 

 

 

 

(masterpiece)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(wait for it)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

 

 

 

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a

Rolling Stone."

 

 

 

You're singing it, aren't you?!!

 

 

ROFLMAO

 

spud does it again

evil you da man boyeeeeeee!

VERY GOOD!I LIKE IT! KEEP EM COMING!

oh dear god ed. I think i'll need words with you when i see you next, lol!!

I like that one!