get rid of it.

 

If I wanted to look at blokes like that I'd have Crimewatch on repeat...

 

 

 

don't you think he's a fine specimen of manliness?

if that is really your ex then your chances of getting a piece of my Hampton have gone down hugely...

 

 

they were 10/1

 

now 1100/1

 

you're going to have to put some serious effort in now to shorten those odds!

 

 

QUOTE (russelldust @ May 27 2004, 17:47)

if that is really your ex then your chances of getting a piece of my Hampton have gone down hugely... they were 10/1 now 1100/1 you're going to have to put some serious effort in now to shorten those odds!

Worried you won't match up, mate?

yep I just haven't been drinking enough 'nurishment'- or whatever that milkshake in tins shit is called...

 

 

... scary photo.

QUOTE (russelldust @ May 27 2004, 17:47)

if that is really your ex then your chances of getting a piece of my Hampton have gone down hugely... they were 10/1 now 1100/1 you're going to have to put some serious effort in now to shorten those odds!

excuse my ignorence, but what's a "hampton"? Is it rude?! lol

hmmmm, well my mind is boggling...

surely Scream has introduced you to his Hampton?

well i've changed it, but you can only just see the turkey in all it's glory and if you look very closely there are bits of crispy bacon on his back

1. do we get an explanation of your new avatar liz?

 

2. and who was the fat bloke in your last one.

 

3. are you really a desperate nympho as per your lonely hearts ad yesterday (I was unable to detect this at turnmills... )