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i might as well kill myself now and save the stress of seeing what tomorrow brings

 

beginning to wish i did now.

 

got a phone call from my landlord saying his taking me to caught for not paying rent. i have (well to my house mates account and then the money gets direct debited to the landlords) but my house mate has done a runner with the money

 

grrrrrrr

just to add:

wonder what friday brings?

fire? house getting burgaled? legs broken by the maffia?

 

i dread to think

as I said earlier...

 

have a big posh wank

i've got my ex comming round tonight. might try my luck

Is that the same as a "rich man's wank" (where you wear a condom to minimise the mess...?)

the mess is half the fun. the more tissue you need to clean up, the great the sence of satisfaction

Yep same thing- where the mess is contained rather than going all over your sheets...

 

technically I think a rich man's wank should be making a mess- as you could afford to go and buy more sheets...

Or wipeing your nob on the curtains

Edited May 27, 200420 yr by Mr_Happy

QUOTE (Mr_Happy @ May 27 2004, 17:23)

Or wipeing your nob on the curtains

is that what you do Laurence?? ewww!!

didn't you notice when he was round your house lisa?

 

 

QUOTE (Lisa @ May 27 2004, 17:40)

QUOTE (Mr_Happy @ May 27 2004, 17:23) Or wipeing your nob on the curtains is that what you do Laurence?? ewww!! and the pillows

and the rampant rabbit... didn't you stick it up your poo hole laurence?

Oh dear, that is not good!

 

I hope everything will work out for ya, everything always does.

not this week it hasnt. things have been getting progressively worse.

QUOTE (Mr_Happy @ May 27 2004, 17:23)

Or wipeing your nob on the curtains

Isn't that known as zuffling?