includes all the classics, like "Shitbox", "Wankrack", "Pissflaps" and "Fartstain".

 

Out Now.

£1.99 in the ASDA bargin bin.

haha, asda bargain bin? not likely. this country loves the lighthouse family for some reason, can't think why.

 

i mean for example there's that new white label mix of "ocean drive" with extra hoovers that paul glazby's been hammering recently.

I think that when this came out my Gran tried to have the "Lighthouse Family", fired at the moon in a rocket in an attempt to rid the world of their "unique" noise.

Really? Oh dear me - I though it was bad enough using Sting and so on. Mind you, I did actually like the Oakenfold(?) INXS track a while back.

 

Are you that suprised about this country's taste in music? Exibit A - pop(bone)idol. Exibit B - Most of the chart. Exibit C - Jane McDonald. Need I continue?

I think that Kids shouldn't have pocket money anymore, they just waste it on "Pop Music" *shudder*. Or add specialised charts, covering all the genres of music.

definitely case closed on that one. i think we should be proud of our top 40 though, where else in the world would teletubbies be number 1.

or Mr Blobbie? (Robbie Williams as he is otherwise know )

Could u imagine a hardhouse version of Mr blobby?

I'd rather not, if you don't mind!