some chat up lines i found........

 

1.Hi! The voices in my head told me 2 come over and talk to you.

2.Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams.

3.Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Could i borrow yours?

4.If you were a bogey i'd pick you first.

5.Hello gorgeous, is your dad a machanic? Then how come you got such a finely tuned body?

6.Are u accepting applications for your fan club

7.you're such a sweetie you're giving me toothache!

8.Did u get arrested earlier?@ It's got 2 be illigal 2 look that good!

9.My love for you is like diarrhoea.cand hold it in!

10.Baby, you must be a broom,cause you've just swept me off my feet

11.If i told you that you had a beotifull body would u hold it against me?

12.you're so sweet i'm surprised you haven't put cadbury's out of bisiness!

13.Do u believe in first sight,or should i walk by you again?

14.Have you always been this cute,or did you have to work at it?

15.When i saw you I passed out and hit my head,so i'll need your phone number for the assistance.

16.you must've been in the scouts cause you sure have tied a heart in a knot.

17.I may not be the best looking girl in here,but i'm the only one talking to you!

18.Eurgh!Somebody farted!Lets get out of here

19.If kisses were snowflakes,i'd send u a blizzard.

20.Hello, i'm a thief and i'm here to steal your heart.

21.heres 20 pence phone your mum, u aren't going home tonight.

 

 

cheesy or what

 

admit who would use any of those chat up lines

Never use ? ? ? ?

most of those are mine

some chat up lines i found........

 

34.If you were a bogey i'd pick you first.

10.Baby, you must be a broom,cause you've just swept me off my feet!

12.you're so sweet i'm surprised you haven't put cadbury's out of bisiness!

 

God, how bad are they!

1.Hi! The voices in my head told me 2 come over and talk to you.

 

This one NEVER works for me

I would like to give you notice that i have noticed you noticing me so i am giving you notice that i have noticed you as well .

 

 

 

Well it has worked before

Is there such thing as a good chat up line?

ovcourse there is,......how about "fancy having sex"

straight to the point, go to work.....Surly?

the best chat up line is....

 

"nice shoes, wanna [censored]?"

Wot about, "now you've stuck ur tongue in my mouth can I stick my one eyed snake in u?"

a bit obscene m8ty,

but could work if thay were under the influence.

Good thinking batman. Any more?

Do you [censored]?

classic, absolute classic

Some 1 used this on me b4..

"11.If i told you that you had a beotifull body would u hold it against me?"

... i didnt get it until about an hour afterwards when i thought about it

Try some of these beauties...

 

http://community.clubtheworld.uk/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB23&Number=134408&Forum=All_Forums&Words=1102&Match=Username&Searchpage=7&Limit=25&Old=allposts&Main=133952&Search=true#Post134408

 

 

How about...

 

If you didnt have feet would you wear socks?

 

Well what you wearing a bra for then?

 

This is a good time to duck as a slap is bound to follow