Posted April 14, 200322 yr CTW Members 80-year-old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what 's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough." My new tune - Acid Test Read the CTW music news HERE DJ collapses after World record attempt "Dont u think its about time you grew up?" "No" Girl's are the Devil
April 14, 200322 yr CTW Members LOL I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!!
April 14, 200322 yr CTW Members hahahaha You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com
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