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my dog attacks you when u get in! Shes become obsessed tho even if theres someone else in the house she cries 2 be with me! Its only coz i take her out every morning bouncy.gif

 

I shaved my pussy 2 dont think he liked it tho.. never saw him since cry.gif

 

you know when a group of you walk in and then the dog doesn't know how to say hello to first, that always makes me laugh.

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makes me laugh 2! Infact just the way my dog runs makes me laugh!

 

Sleeps in my bed with me (b4 the jokes come, i'm not having a relationship with my dog) and wakes me up at 6.30 every morning, if i dont get up she pushes me outta bed or digz my head until i surrender! bouncy.gif

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lol, aye don't you find that dogs have a swagger when they are walkin? lol

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And a cat with 3 eyes and two noses. Completely [censored] up that one.

 

Sure that could get into sum kinda freck show.. money making opportunity there wink.gif

 

I want a horse! I love riding aint been 4 ages tho!

 

My dog shakes her ass when she walks, and shes really edgey 2, she struts 2 the field lol

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Theres more to come ...

 

I also have a giraffe that has shagged 6,901 other giraffes.

 

Gets better, how many kids has it got?

 

u could open your own freak show.. and u could be the star laugh.gif

 

Sorry that was harsh but i couldnt resist!

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Theres more to come ...

 

I also have a giraffe that has shagged 6,901 other giraffes.

 

Gets better, how many kids has it got?

 

u could open your own freak show.. and u could be the star laugh.gif

 

Sorry that was harsh but i couldnt resist!

 

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I have a Fox with three legs but makes up for it by walking on its dick.

 

Unreal.

 

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Hey this show could be amazing, creamy and his crew do freaky tricks 4 u! That could be the slogan!

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kev are you sure you just haven't attacked these poor defenceless animals? scratchchin.gifscratchchin.gif

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I've gottta dog - stafordshire bull terrier called cassie, and a lizard - white bearded dragon called charlie-k!

 

 

 

 

i got four dogs 3 are pure bread collies and the other one is cross collie and alsation and a cat

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