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QUOTE (Mr_Happy @ Feb 14 2004, 02:09 PM)
hehe - this is from b3ta:
Valentine's Day Poem (to the tune of Every Breath You Take)
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Every move you make
Every shower you take
Every call you make
I've recorded on tape
Cos I'm stalking you

Oh you can't see
What you do to me
I stay up late
To watch and masturbate

And at that restaurant date
Everything you ate
The white sauce on your plate
Was from my prostate
Cos I'm stalking you

That is fucking quality !

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mine:

 

at 6pm, i was up.

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QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 13 2004, 10:57 AM)
Heres another, always been my favourite sinse I first heard it !

When apples are red,
they are ready for plucking,
girls under 16
are ready for fucking.


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