i need to lend 500 quid asap, and have been knocked back on a loan, can any lend me some cash asap?

let me start please

 

 

no really i need it - how about u two lend me £250 each? ill pay u back next month?

errrrm....

 

No

 

Soz babe me=student=poor

I'm not a studemt but i'm also poor.

 

sorry

 

I would Beckie but I've had my bankcards stolen.

I would, but I don't really know you well enough...

 

 

I would do Beckie but ......

ok well i had all my cards stolen and then a man came and set my house on fire and now i have no clothes apart from a pair of tight green cords and a manchester city shirt, and i am lucky my cmputer is still working amongst all the rubble and fire damage.

 

 

Bugger.

 

Thats harsh.

yes i know!

 

now another has come and is trying to steal my computer and my left sock but i - he- will- not- get- it- arrrrrrrrggggghhhhhh!! help!!!

beckie in la la land said:

ok well i had all my cards stolen and then a man came and set my house on fire and now i have no clothes apart from a pair of tight green cords and a manchester city shirt, and i am lucky my cmputer is still working amongst all the rubble and fire damage.

 

Thats [censored] man!! wot the [censored] did sumone set ur house on fire for?? thats [censored] up!!!

jonm said:

beckie in la la land said:

ok well i had all my cards stolen and then a man came and set my house on fire and now i have no clothes apart from a pair of tight green cords and a manchester city shirt, and i am lucky my cmputer is still working amongst all the rubble and fire damage.

 

Thats [censored] man!! wot the [censored] did sumone set ur house on fire for?? thats [censored] up!!!

 

Whos Craig Muggins ??