>Unhappy Birthday

>

>Two weeks ago, was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot

>that morning anyway. I went into breakfast, knowing my wife would be

>pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me. She

>didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought,

>"Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember." The children came

>in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

>

>When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I

>walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy

>Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked

>until noon. About noon, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's

>such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch,

>just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard

>all day. Let's go."

>

>We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the

>country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch

>tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such

>a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said,

>"No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

>

>After arriving at her apartment, we had another martini and smoked a

>cigarette and she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the

>bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly

>replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came

>out...carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and

>dozens of our friends. All were singing Happy Birthday.

>

> ... and there on the couch I sat... with nothing on but my socks......

 

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