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Tina_g said:

Maria said:

Im surprised he did not bleed to death.

so am i

 

Was he a woman?

 

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Option 1: Dying on a mountain pinned to it.

 

Option 2: Cutting off your arm surviving (hoping to [censored] it aint the one with the wanking hand attached to it)

 

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[censored] being stuck up a mountain with you alot, we'd all die. Remind me never to go on a a lifesavers course with any of you.

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CreamyC said:

Option 1: Dying on a mountain pinned to it.

 

Option 2: Cutting off your arm surviving (hoping to [censored] it aint the one with the wanking hand attached to it)

 

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Learn to wank with your other hand!!!

 

But then hope you dont need 2 hands in the first place!!! laugh.gif

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Bushy said:

CreamyC said:

Option 1: Dying on a mountain pinned to it.

 

Option 2: Cutting off your arm surviving (hoping to [censored] it aint the one with the wanking hand attached to it)

 

scratchchin.gif

 

 

Learn to wank with your other hand!!!

 

But then hope you dont need 2 hands in the first place!!! laugh.gif

 

Get other people to take pity on ya and lend their hand(s).... laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

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Bukey said:

Bushy said:

CreamyC said:

Option 1: Dying on a mountain pinned to it.

 

Option 2: Cutting off your arm surviving (hoping to [censored] it aint the one with the wanking hand attached to it)

 

scratchchin.gif

 

 

Learn to wank with your other hand!!!

 

But then hope you dont need 2 hands in the first place!!! laugh.gif

 

Get other people to take pity on ya and lend their hand(s).... laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

 

 

Top marks to that man!!

Why didnt i think of that, you could request it thru sympathy!!! lol

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Bushy said:

Bukey said:

Bushy said:

CreamyC said:

Option 1: Dying on a mountain pinned to it.

 

Option 2: Cutting off your arm surviving (hoping to [censored] it aint the one with the wanking hand attached to it)

 

scratchchin.gif

 

 

Learn to wank with your other hand!!!

 

But then hope you dont need 2 hands in the first place!!! laugh.gif

 

Get other people to take pity on ya and lend their hand(s).... laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

 

 

Top marks to that man!!

Why didnt i think of that, you could request it thru sympathy!!! lol

 

Ask the NHS do they do it scratchchin.gif

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Is that an offer Miss DC?

Well i f somebody had their wanking hand cut off obviously!

 

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Bushy said:

Is that an offer Miss DC?

Well i f somebody had their wanking hand cut off obviously!

 

Well.... its for a good cause isnt it thumbs.giflaugh.gif

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Claire DC said:

Bushy said:

Is that an offer Miss DC?

Well i f somebody had their wanking hand cut off obviously!

 

Well.... its for a good cause isnt it thumbs.giflaugh.gif

 

I need help, here is proof!! (**i am left handed too**)

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Bushy said:

Claire DC said:

Bushy said:

Is that an offer Miss DC?

Well i f somebody had their wanking hand cut off obviously!

 

Well.... its for a good cause isnt it thumbs.giflaugh.gif

 

I need help, here is proof!! (**i am left handed too**)

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hahaha that is minging pukeface.gif

 

Ok ... ill do it, just clean the mess up cos i dont wana get blood all over me!! Put a tampon or sanitary towel over it lol.gif

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