hmmm - never did happen did it

Maria said:

Do u get more horny when you are on yr cycle?

 

 

Only cos your clit rubs on the seat

Still not gettin newhere

i no how u feel my boyfriend came round last nite n about 3hours b4 he came round i came on my periodz!!

neon said:

Maria said:

Do u get more horny when you are on yr cycle?

 

 

Only cos your clit rubs on the seat

 

lmfao

I nearly had a party to celebrate when mine came, was getting a bit worried for a minute there! Phew! Blokes really don't know what we have to go through!

Tara said:

I nearly had a party to celebrate when mine came, was getting a bit worried for a minute there! Phew! Blokes really don't know what we have to go through!

 

celebrating ur period?! that sounds like sumthin off red dawarf

almost every time I find myself in bed with a girl (as if by accident) she seems to have the decorators in. Not usually a show-stopper though

A new sales assistant was hired at a large department store. On his first day, the sales manager took him around to show him the ropes.

 

They were passing by the gardening section, when they heard a customer asking for grass seed. The sales manager stepped in. Sales manager: "Excuse me, but would you like a lawnmower with that?" Customer: "Sorry?" Sales manager: "Well, once the grass has grown, how will you mow your lawn?" Customer: "Good thinking, I'll buy one of those too."

 

After the customer left, the sales manager turned to the assistant. "You see?" he said, "that's the way to make a good sale. Always sell more than what the customer originally came in for."

 

Impressed, the assistant headed off for the pharmaceutical section, where he was to work. Soon, a man strolled in. Man: "I'd like to buy a pack of Tampax, please." Sales assistant: "Sure. And would you like to buy a lawnmower with that?" Man: "Why would I want to do that?" Sales assistant: "Well, your weekend's [censored], so you may as well mow the lawn!"

funny as fcuk

Periods have got to be the worst thing ever invented!!!

 

I came on, whilst on the train to leicester for new years eve at PaSSion.... now that is what most would call UNLUCKY!!!

 

Must say though... that was the last thing on my mind once got there!

In high school me mate came on the blob in a lesson so she dashed to the toilet.... a guy wanted know y she was in such a hurry for so came ova to c and there was blood all ova her chair

 

 

Chell_sat_on_a_rock said:

In high school me mate came on the blob in a lesson so she dashed to the toilet.... a guy wanted know y she was in such a hurry for so came ova to c and there was blood all ova her chair

 

 

 

Ok, ok, i take my statement back! This is UNLUCKY!!!

Thank [censored] 4 the pill! ya don't even have to have a period every month if ya dont wanna yaaaaaaay!