i had a bottle of oasis citrus fruit drink

2 packets of crisps and a banana so far. Im still hungry so theres more to come.

A salad for me today.

 

Im dieting.

Houmous salad baguette, orange juice...

Beans on toast, warm bottle of coke.

A piece of chewing gum at the mo.

 

Don't have time to get to the cafeteria and don't want to leave my computer unmanned, there's lots of pikey students about.

Lettuce.

Evilhedfuk said:

A piece of chewing gum at the mo.

 

Don't have time to get to the cafeteria and don't want to leave my computer unmanned, there's lots of pikey students about.

 

I resent that.

wub_wub said:

Evilhedfuk said:

A piece of chewing gum at the mo.

 

Don't have time to get to the cafeteria and don't want to leave my computer unmanned, there's lots of pikey students about.

 

I resent that.

 

I am a student, I am at university, hence the reason 4 the abundance of said students.

Chell_sat_on_a_rock said:

i had a bottle of oasis citrus fruit drink

 

hahahahahahaha. top marks for nutritional value, that's to be commended.

 

sausage sandwich all the way with dollop of ketchup similar in size to a turd

have got tonsilitis so my dinner consists of Ice cream, yoghurt, ibuprofen, tea, basically nothing with corners

I cud so eat sum mushy peas rite now

I've got a dodgy stomach from a heavy beer/smoking session at 2am this morning, so I'm a bit wary about eating anything, in case I see something on here that makes me laugh.

 

That would be messy.

I've just eaten a banana just in case anyone gives a [censored].

 

 

What a shame it didntt get stuck in your throat eh?