The gossip round the office is that Chelsea dave's new bird is an absolute pinger. Apparently he had a picture of her in his walllet and when questioned about it he refused to show ... Surely this can only mean one thing ....

 

More news from the fron line as it happens

 

Bring on Sansouci :-)

What?

WHat is Sansouci ?

No, what the [censored] are you on about?

 

 

Chelsea Dave's bird possibly being a minger. I thought that was clear ;-)

and Chelsea Dave is?

Bloke called Dave who supports chelsea. WOrks in accounts. Poor styling but always up for a shandy. Not a bad lad !

PMSL......fair play mate.

Graham said:

The gossip round the office is that Chelsea dave's new bird is an absolute pinger.

 

What's a PINGER????

A Pinger?

Like a minger, but with more ping.

Or is it an ugly penguin????

no, an ugly penguin is a puffin.

THink minger but with a slightly bigger nose ;-)

 

Fair. Post a picture of this bruiser so that we can all mock her.