Hi babe, I miss you and I have just e-mailed you xxxxxx

 

P.S - you still smell!

That email was disgusting, get lost, you're dumped.

Listen, you're dumped if you turn up with thst hairstyle at the airport - I mean it, me and Lou were just looking at the Matrix photos and I'm gobsmacked you could even leave your house looking like that - please, I will pretend you are fat ugly Kate's bloke if you turn up looking like that, and I will never give you a blow job again.

 

Louise said you looked gorgeous, but then again, she is Irish!

LittleMissCreamy said:

Listen, you're dumped if you turn up with thst hairstyle at the airport - I mean it, me and Lou were just looking at the Matrix photos and I'm gobsmacked you could even leave your house looking like that - please, I will pretend you are fate ugle Kate's bloke if you turn up looking like that, and I will never give you a blow job again.

 

Louise said you looked gorgeous, but then again, she is Irish!

 

And if your ugly arse appears at the airport the way you departed then you'll be coming home via ugly farm bitch. The taxi to that destination has already been booked.

LittleMissCreamy said:

, but then again, she is Irish!

 

Sorry to interupt your wee private FAO, but FECK OFF! Nowt wrong with the Irish!

LiamStyles said:

LittleMissCreamy said:

, but then again, she is Irish!

 

Sorry to interupt your wee private FAO, but FECK OFF! Nowt wrong with the Irish!

 

pmsl