i have officially retired my arms from everday usage, may the guilt of this lay on your heart for all eternity

hahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahhaaaahahahahahahahaha

 

Now my clubbing nights won't be entertained no more. U fuckin cunt. Get some plastic ones.

 

 

 

 

i cant possibly have any sort of arms again, not even plastic ones they upset me too much.

 

from now on im known as.... PARAPLEGIC JAY

Jay said:

PARAPLEGIC JAY

 

haha y not "disco 'tard"?

NO thats just stupid.

 

your well [censored]

Sorry.

 

It runs in the family, like.

take that back your mum rocks.

 

She shops at Asda so she must be cool

HAHAHAHHA

 

My mum is far to cool for you.

 

 

 

 

 

the new me

Plastic limbs isit?

 

ive had them cut off but they just left little turnip ends.

 

my new dance is called the stump jiiiive

 

witha bit of imagination it looks like this

hahaha the camera is on u Next time mush.

 

Give it some stumpy groovin'.

 

OH AYE!