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FOR SALE:

 

 

West Ham TABLECLOTHS - Suitable for any occasion but tend to slip down the

table after a short time - £4:99

 

West Ham VIDEOS - All the highlights from the last 20 years action. This 10

min video, including lots of re-runs, is a perfect gift for any fan £9:99

West Ham BANNERS - Come complete with interchangeable slogans Eg:- "Roeder

OUT", "Redknapp OUT", "LET ME OUT" etc.. £15:00

 

"OUR LITTLE HERO" KEYRINGS - Come complete with model of Billy Bonds (Our

Hero) attached. - £0.50p each.

 

West Ham JOKE BOOK - A MUST for all fans. This 900 page book is full of all

the best jokes ever told about the club. - £25:00

 

West Ham C0NDOMS - Come in sizes from "Little Hero" to "BIG Dowie". Ideal

for the pricks in the Bobby Moore Stand. - £0:75p for life-times supply. (3)

 

 

West Ham BRA - One for the ladies. This bra, in team colours, comes with

good support but no cups- £14:99

 

West Ham 'LADIES' TOWELS - The 'Freddie Kanoute' sanitary towel, complete

with instructions, "In for a week, Out for a month". - £1:00 each

 

KEEPER'S GLOVE - A must for any fans at the back of the stand, or near the

corner flags to catch any shots the lads may have at goal. £8:99

 

LEAGUE DIRECTORY - An item for the more discerning fan. This quality

publication gives detailed directions to every 'Nationwide' League Ground in

the country. A snip at just £25:00

 

West Ham LIPSTICK - Ideal for kissing goodbye. (To the Premier League, as

worn by the players) £0:99p each

 

BARGAIN BASEMENT - Don't miss the annual clearance sale of players. These

come in all ages, (many are free of charge, spares or repairs)

 

 

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    Tony.P said:

    FOR SALE:

     

     

    West Ham TABLECLOTHS - Suitable for any occasion but tend to slip down the

    table after a short time - £4:99

     

    West Ham VIDEOS - All the highlights from the last 20 years action. This 10

    min video, including lots of re-runs, is a perfect gift for any fan £9:99

    West Ham BANNERS - Come complete with interchangeable slogans Eg:- "Roeder

    OUT", "Redknapp OUT", "LET ME OUT" etc.. £15:00

     

    "OUR LITTLE HERO" KEYRINGS - Come complete with model of Billy Bonds (Our

    Hero) attached. - £0.50p each.

     

    West Ham JOKE BOOK - A MUST for all fans. This 900 page book is full of all

    the best jokes ever told about the club. - £25:00

     

    West Ham C0NDOMS - Come in sizes from "Little Hero" to "BIG Dowie". Ideal

    for the pricks in the Bobby Moore Stand. - £0:75p for life-times supply. (3)

     

     

    West Ham BRA - One for the ladies. This bra, in team colours, comes with

    good support but no cups- £14:99

     

    West Ham 'LADIES' TOWELS - The 'Freddie Kanoute' sanitary towel, complete

    with instructions, "In for a week, Out for a month". - £1:00 each

     

    KEEPER'S GLOVE - A must for any fans at the back of the stand, or near the

    corner flags to catch any shots the lads may have at goal. £8:99

     

    LEAGUE DIRECTORY - An item for the more discerning fan. This quality

    publication gives detailed directions to every 'Nationwide' League Ground in

    the country. A snip at just £25:00

     

    West Ham LIPSTICK - Ideal for kissing goodbye. (To the Premier League, as

    worn by the players) £0:99p each

     

    BARGAIN BASEMENT - Don't miss the annual clearance sale of players. These

    come in all ages, (many are free of charge, spares or repairs)

     

     

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