My Mum just walked into my bedroom

 

and i had my dress round my ankles flicking myself off to gay porn

 

she didnt say anything except to criticise the number of beer cans round my ankles

 

what do i do?

tell her u'll drink less in future.

 

failing that, buy your own flat you tight bitch

LOL

 

I was going to suggest this was one for "serious issues & debates". Then I realised it was already there.

 

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failing that, buy your own flat you tight bitch

How do you know Mr Happy?

tell her to knock before she comes in next time

no doubt you are still flicking the bean four hours later teabag you horny devil...

 

tell your mum not to worry, you were doing friction experiments...

gay porn??? gay as in two guys or two girls??

u need a do not disurb sign on ya door

were the cans empty or full?....if they were full,i dont blame her for criticising you

Bravo Bravo, well done teabag, let us know if ya need a couple of extra fingers 2 borrow in future.

QUOTE (teabag @ Jun 6 2004, 01:24)

My Mum just walked into my bedroom and i had my dress round my ankles flicking myself off to gay porn she didnt say anything except to criticise the number of beer cans round my ankles what do i do?

Throw the beer cans away you scruffy git.

QUOTE (Shaney_R @ Jun 6 2004, 13:34)

Bravo Bravo, well done teabag, let us know if ya need a couple of extra fingers 2 borrow in future.

your scruttocks would be far preferable to fingy action

 

scruttocks being?

QUOTE (Lisa @ Jun 6 2004, 08:44)

gay porn??? gay as in two guys or two girls??

... or a gay man and a lezzer? (technically that would be gay porn)

QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ Jun 6 2004, 20:49)

QUOTE (Lisa @ Jun 6 2004, 08:44) gay porn??? gay as in two guys or two girls??   ... or a gay man and a lezzer? (technically that would be gay porn) god I love slang...   lezzer... that's a corker   gaylord is another quality one.   Would it still be gay if the gaylord and lezzer were getting it on?

Yep, "gaylord" is one of the all-time classic insults.

 

I reckon that if a sausage-jockey and a carpet-muncher got it on, it wouldn't be a gay sex act; however I think it would still be "gay porn" insofar as the cast are both gay.

Edited June 6, 200420 yr by LiquidEyes