bastards

 

the police have been called, a crime scene has been set up.

 

theres no where to run now, your gonna pay

Are you [censored] Jay?

no but dave is, he's in front of me now with a big plastic knife stuck in him.

 

it looks bad reeeaaaal bad, theres mango all over the gaff

 

here is an artistist impression of what happened

 

Have you killed a mango and eaten it Jay?

Yum yum ....... MANGO my favourite

 

but I don't agree with murder you Jaycob