Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of

Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

 

Use the THIRD letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

 

a = poopsie

b = lumpy

c = buttercup

d = gidget

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = fluffy

h = cheeseball

i = chim-chim

j = stinky

k = flunky

l = boobie

m = pinky

n = zippy

o = goober

p = doofus

q = slimy

r = loopy

s = snotty

t = tootie

u = dorkey

v = squeezit

w = oprah

x = skipper

y = dinky

z = zsa-zsa

 

Use the SECOND letter of your last name to determine the FIRST HALF of your new last name:

 

a = apple

b = toilet

c = giggle

d = burger

e = girdle

f = barf

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = cootie

j = monkey

k = potty

l = liver

m = banana

n = rhino

o = bubble

p = hamster

q = toad

r = gizzard

s = pizza

t = gerbil

u = chicken

v = pickle

w = chuckle

x = tofu

y = gorilla

z = stinker

 

Use the FOURTH letter of your last name to determine the SECOND HALF of your new last name:

 

a = head

b = mouth

c = face

d = nose

e = tush

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = butt

l = brain

m = tushie

n = chunks

o = hiney

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = buns

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = kisser

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = brains

z = juice

Tootie Girdlebuns

lmfao, pinky applebrain

snotty apple brain!!! eerrrmm just about say's it all really!!

Flunky Chicken-mouth

 

 

I used to get called that at school!

 

crusty wafflebrain

poopsie gorillaface

Claire DC said:

poopsie gorillaface

 

 

lmfao

dont be embarrassed now poopsie!!!

hahahaha,

 

 

 

 

hey poopsie think yours is bad!! tony's is zippy girdle butt!!!

 

chim-chim girdlefanny

miss_diddy said:

hey poopsie think yours is bad!! tony's is zippy girdle butt!!!

 

lmfao hahaha - his new dj name me thinks?

ToxicPhil_B said:

 

chim-chim girdlefanny

 

suitable name for an idiot like you