Got tihis sen to me the other day by a mate thought it was pretty good......

 

20 Clues to when a Woman Should Call it a Night...

 

1. I have absolutely no idea where my bag is.

 

2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my bootay while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's @ss and honestly believe I could do it too.

4. In my last trip to "pee" I realise I now look more like Lily

Savage than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.

6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.

8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.

9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my biology teacher.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the vodka.

14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the

kitchen floor.

15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."

16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.

17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.

19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly jeans to cut down on time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.

20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.

 

Thats not just for the girls. Its a damn good reason for the lads to laugh and point at the girls

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20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.

 

id like 2 c lads try and walk in 4 inch heels wen they r wasted!!! infact it wud b funny wen they r sober let alone drunk!

Find some in size 11 and I'd have ago just to prove that lads are more capable when pissed, honestly I'd get no pleasure from it

bungle said:

honestly I'd get no pleasure from it

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Keep yout eyes open 4 CTW's cross dressing nite ?

 

Who's up 4 the challenge

neon said:

Keep yout eyes open 4 CTW's cross dressing nite ?

 

Who's up 4 the challenge

 

its never time to call it a night!

Still got monday night to come....... even if have got exam on wednesday.....................

 

have to see how many we fulfill

*ahem*

 

tomorra night aswell my dear THEN monday, oooo then thurs!

 

what a week!

Oh god yes I forgot - God I need to get out asap (I calculate it to be one week and one day if u count tomorrow - that is really bad) ....... But I say roll on Wednesday and then I am free until the end of September. I am so excited