MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED

 

Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in

 

Los Angeles in July 1991.

 

LONGEST PUBES

 

Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and

28 inches from her vagina.

 

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH

 

Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely

 

insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.

 

ZITS

 

In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and

 

projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1 inch.

 

WORST DRINK

 

The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk

 

is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and

 

Consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull

 

semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

 

MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL

 

This is available from a few select bars in New York, contains tomato

 

juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash

 

of lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon (unused) instead of

a

 

cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'C*nt Pump'.

 

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN

 

Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of

 

seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft

4in)

 

and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.

 

 

LONGEST TURD

 

The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who

 

produced a staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was

officially

 

measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his

state.

 

MOST PROLONGED FART

 

Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially

 

recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.

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