CONDOMS!!!!!!!!

 

 

James said:

Dont forget...

 

a) book a flight

kiss creamy goodbye

c) drink ON the plane, not before the plane

d) to leave all metal objects at home

e) dont try to smuggle anything

f) at least 5 tanning sessions before you go

g) haircut - can do this at airport before you fly

h) money (foreign & english)

g) luggage & luggage labels

e) passport

f) tickets

g) condoms or femidons (whatever floats your boat)

h) contraceptive tablets

i) viagra (optional)

j) pretend/fake creamy beard

k) sun lotion

l) book hire car/van and/or taxi

m) swim wear

n) towels

o) make-up

p) tables for dodgy stomuch

q) there is NO q

r) portable CD player (mandotry - i know, i cant spell today)

s) CDs

t) Small change for internet cafes

u) Some kind of friend / partner / [censored]-buddie (for when things go tits up lmao)

v) SUN-GLASSES (mandatory)

w) to decide on whether you are getting a train to the airport or parking

x) if answered 'parking' to (w) the ensure you park in LONG TERM car park (not SHORT TERM like my sister once did for a 2 week holiday!)

y) Ear drops - if you suffer from really bad ears

z) DIGTAL CAMERA/CAMCORDER (mandatory)

 

hope this helps !

 

But this does not fit into the "tesco" carrier bag i usualy take