Woodchips

 

Some farmer just dumped a lorry full of woodchips on my drive and handed me a bill for £45!

I don't remember ordering a tonne of wood, must have been a good weekend

 

Anyone want some?

 

Freak!!!

Lil_Zippy said:

Woodchips

 

Some farmer just dumped a lorry full of woodchips on my drive and handed me a bill for £45!

I don't remember ordering a tonne of wood, must have been a good weekend

 

Anyone want some?

 

How much u want for an ounce?

Lil_Zippy said:

Woodchips

 

Some farmer just dumped a lorry full of woodchips on my drive and handed me a bill for £45!

I don't remember ordering a tonne of wood, must have been a good weekend

 

Anyone want some?

 

That's exactly what my adventure playground needs!!!!

Can you chip RickD's head for a tenner ?

MrFart said:

Lil_Zippy said:

Woodchips

 

Some farmer just dumped a lorry full of woodchips on my drive and handed me a bill for £45!

I don't remember ordering a tonne of wood, must have been a good weekend

 

Anyone want some?

 

How much u want for an ounce?

 

Buy two ounce and I can do you for about 50p Its good stuff!

 

Evilhedfuk said:

Lil_Zippy said:

Woodchips

 

Some farmer just dumped a lorry full of woodchips on my drive and handed me a bill for £45!

I don't remember ordering a tonne of wood, must have been a good weekend

 

Anyone want some?

 

That's exactly what my adventure playground needs!!!!

 

Not much of an adventure if its just a pile of wood. Suppose it depends on your state of mine But I can do you a big fook off pile minus 2 chunks for £45

 

Humm that means I only make 50p profit. Theres not much money in this wood chip lark

can i have 2 chips on tick ? lol

My mate says he can get some good wood chips over from Holland. over there you can chip your own you know!

Got any salmon?

I have a tin of Tuna Fish?

Evilhedfuk said:

I have a tin of Tuna Fish?

 

In brine or oil?

Brine i'm afraid mate!

Evilhedfuk said:

Brine i'm afraid mate!

 

Do i need to dry it out before i smoke it?

MrFart said:

Evilhedfuk said:

Brine i'm afraid mate!

 

Do i need to dry it out before i smoke it?

 

You want Kippers for that, or maybe some Haddock, not tuna!!!

Do you have a tin opener?