Lil_Zippy said:

Woodchips

 

Some farmer just dumped a lorry full of woodchips on my drive and handed me a bill for £45!

I don't remember ordering a tonne of wood, must have been a good weekend

 

Anyone want some?

 

Since wen did CTW become an online dealing franchise?

Tresh said:

Since wen did CTW become an online dealing franchise?

 

Mate, people do all sorts these days.

Yeah, I know people are alwayts trying new things, but goodchips? I just can't imagine people going 'I'm buzzing my tits off on these pine wood chips'

 

'Pine? I've got cedar - they're far smoother'

CreamyC said:

Tresh said:

Since wen did CTW become an online dealing franchise?

 

Mate, people do all sorts these days.

 

And you're testament to that

w'th'fk'izz this post on???

 

pretty much everything by the sounds of it man

dont deal from ur house....u get alsorts of nutters at all times of the day that includes the taxman and woodchip investigatory squad!

Phil_raa said:

w'th'fk'izz this post on???

 

 

 

Its probably not the best idea in the world to announce that your thinking of starting dealing on a web forum open to anyone, especially when your photo is next to the post

oh yes the highly illegal passtime of dealing woodchips

they can cause serious harm ill have u know

 

all those splinters in those ickle fingers

Geordie_becky said:

they can cause serious harm ill have u know

 

all those splinters in those ickle fingers

 

well that'll teach em to play with woodchips won't it. Little bastards can stay well away from my woodchip pile

 

thats greedy that is! what are u gonna do with them all?

 

can i have one?

bugger off can you, they're mine i tell you MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

 

and i'm gonna sit on them in a threatening manner to scare people like u away from trying to steal them

u gonna get splinters in your ass then

 

im gonna steal one if its the last thing i do!