Are you faithfull ?

My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and

so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in

every way, my friends encouraged me, and my

girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much

indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a

career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and

sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too,

and made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to

check the invitations.

So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she

whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and

she had feelings and desires for me that she can't

overcome. So before I get married and commit my life

to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just

once..

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't

say a word.

So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are

up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her

delicious behind as she went up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and

went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out

of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in

his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and

pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't

have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome

to the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.