Imagine my surprise when, this morning while checking thru the post, i came across a padded envelope addressed to me, with summat inside.

 

The summat turned out to be a box containing a lighter on a key ring, with built in pen knife.

 

I have never ordered such an item, and there was no note or other further informayion in the envelope.

The only clue i have is that it came from the Chester Post Office.

 

Do i have a secret admirer (admittedly, a secret admirer with very little taste and who is in all probability a skinflint)?

 

Is it just some random crap that some company sent me?

 

OR, is it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ALIENS??????

 

I had that with an ashtray, silver one - god knows why it was sent to me tho

Probably something a company has sent out, you may have signed something recently that entitled you to a crap lighter/pen knife combo.

 

Does it have a logo on it?

I think sum1 wants you to end you life so they are giving a small gesture to do it with.

 

Aw how sweet.

No it has no distisctive markings on it at all.

 

Getting quite worried now.

Old age insurance.

Call ghostbusters mate.

 

Or the POLICE!

 

Or Sherlock Holmes.

 

Or maybe 007?

 

Good luck anyway.

Its probably a scientific experiment to see how jumpy humans are about receiving something unexpected through the post. Most likely aliens then.

It might be a really small bomb

Play with it.

i have done, i used the knife bit to open my chupa chups lolly.

 

(honestly the [censored] thinbgs are inpenetrable, and they are supposed to be for kids!!!)

Maria doesnt like the word "inpenetrable"

Claire DC said:

Maria doesnt like the word "inpenetrable"

 

 

Zen_Master said:

Imagine my surprise when, this morning while checking thru the post, i came across a padded envelope addressed to me, with summat inside.

 

The summat turned out to be a box containing a lighter on a key ring, with built in pen knife.

 

I have never ordered such an item, and there was no note or other further informayion in the envelope.

The only clue i have is that it came from the Chester Post Office.

 

Do i have a secret admirer (admittedly, a secret admirer with very little taste and who is in all probability a skinflint)?

 

Is it just some random crap that some company sent me?

 

OR, is it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ALIENS??????

 

I'll have it if you dont want it!

are you planning on camping at any time????? may come in handy hun!!!