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Had just got out the shower and heard a loud buzzing noise, looked around and something very big and fast was flying around in the corner, it was huge! First thought was hornet! but it was bigger then that, was a maybug, biggest one i've seen. Chucked a t-shirt on it then tried throwing it out the window but he wasn't having any of it, bugger clung on for dear life! Gave in and chucked the t-shirt outside, i'll deal with it tomorrow!!

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[censored] don't believe it!! Just had another one hit the back of my head in my bedroom frown.gif Just lost it and killed this one (or the same one!) Fuckin thing, well spooked me now cry.gif

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sentialSteve said:

Had just got out the shower and heard a loud buzzing noise, looked around and something very big and fast was flying around in the corner, it was huge! First thought was hornet! but it was bigger then that, was a maybug, biggest one i've seen. Chucked a t-shirt on it then tried throwing it out the window but he wasn't having any of it, bugger clung on for dear life! Gave in and chucked the t-shirt outside, i'll deal with it tomorrow!!

 

They have little hooks on there feet, I just found one with its legs stuck together (which it eventually unhooked), they have to be the dumbest creature on the planet.

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Its all started! I have a theory that as the world gets warmer the insects will all get bigger (cuz they're always bigger in warm countries) and then they'll take over. They can fly and they have body armour, and they can walk up walls and some of them have string coming out their asses, we have no chance. I'd be scared if I was you! Well I am scared, and I'm not you banghead.gif

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nah its cool, we just have to wait for the government to release the flesh eating insect gas that its got developed in its secret bunker under stonehenge. That'll sort it right out.

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is the t-shirt still there?

 

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lol cool, just sounds like the thing is big enough to make off with it, and possibly the tv (is ur living room window open?)

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Zen_Master said:

nah its cool, we just have to wait for the government to release the flesh eating insect gas that its got developed in its secret bunker under stonehenge. That'll sort it right out.

 

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Sounds like ur t-shirt might actually fit the bugger!

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Capn_Jack said:

sentialSteve said:

Had just got out the shower and heard a loud buzzing noise, looked around and something very big and fast was flying around in the corner, it was huge! First thought was hornet! but it was bigger then that, was a maybug, biggest one i've seen. Chucked a t-shirt on it then tried throwing it out the window but he wasn't having any of it, bugger clung on for dear life! Gave in and chucked the t-shirt outside, i'll deal with it tomorrow!!

 

They have little hooks on there feet, I just found one with its legs stuck together (which it eventually unhooked), they have to be the dumbest creature on the planet.

 

 

 

are you saying that may bugs are blonde? laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

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