lmfao, i'd love to read that

i will certainly see if i can lay my hands on it!!!

 

i went in to tha vodafone shop and asked wen i woz really really really stoned cause in tha window it had loads of questions about fones and then loads of stupid questions like y dont sheep shrink in tha rain and at tha bottom it says all questions answerd in store (meaning tha ones about tha fones) so i went in and asked y dont sheep shrink in tha rain and my mate woz led on tha floor pissin her self laughin!!

i was that mate!!