And apparently we've got an out break of Mumps

*checks neck* no i've not got it

who are?

 

Oh forgot no one know's Hinckley

im all confuzzled now ?? xplain please

Our town has just been on the news because we have a massive outbreak of mumps here

 

Boys check ya balls

tidyturd said:

 

 

Boys check ya balls

 

Line up boys - Nursey Moira is here to inspect.

Think i should go first ... was me who asked

Then again, could have one each

tidyturd said:

Then again, could have one each

 

 

hahaha a bollock each.

 

 

*squeeze*

easy does it

No coughing now colin.

 

We don't want jumping bollocks!

Maria said:

tidyturd said:

Then again, could have one each

 

 

hahaha a bollock each.

 

 

*squeeze*

 

careful now, it might go off in yer face

Like a time bomb?

My town was on the tele not long ago, because two pigs escaped from the slaughter house and weren't caught for weeks. Does anyone remember the tamworth two?

Maria said:

Like a time bomb?

 

erm no, like a firemans hose! lol