-Knock knock

-Who's there?

-Your Dad

-Your Dad who?

-Your dad is gay

Edited June 9, 200420 yr by Kether

Why did the Dad cross the road?

 

Because he was stapled to the Chicken.

My dad had a jumper, it looked shit.

Edited June 9, 200420 yr by Kether

my dad's a dustman, he wears a dustman's hat.

 

it looks shiiiiiiiit.

 

(actually, my Dad's not even a dustman )

my Dad's a lavatory cleaner

he works all day and night

and when he comes home in the evening

he feet are all covered in shite

What's brown and sticky?

 

Teabags Dad after a hard day's poop smithing.

my Dad's a professor

he gives lectures and lessons

and when he comes home in the evening

his feet are all covered in shite

QUOTE (Stu @ Jun 9 2004, 14:48)

my Dad's a professor he gives lectures and lessons and when he comes home in the evening his feet are all covered in shite

from stamping on students?

My dad has no nose!

How does he smell?

Awful

My Dad really hates all this sex on the telly

 

he keeps falling off

Don't shag your dad.

too late