o.k, here's another, just as cack!

 

Duck walks into a shop and asks the man:

 

'have u got any bread?'

 

the man shakes his head:

 

'naw m8, we don't sell bread'

 

so the duck asks again:

 

'got any bread'

 

The man looks at him and replies:

 

'i just [censored] said we don't sell bread!'

 

Duck:

 

'Got any bread?'

 

Man:

 

'NO!'

 

Duck:

 

'Got any bread?'

 

Man:

 

'NO!'

 

Duck:

 

'Got any bread?'

 

Man:

 

'NO!'

 

Duck:

 

'Got any bread?'

 

Man:

 

'NO!'

 

Duck:

 

'Got any bread?'

 

Man:

 

'NO!'

 

Duck:

 

'Got any bread?'

 

Man:

 

'NO!'

 

So this goes on for [censored] ages until the man grabs the duck and says:

 

'Look punk, if u ask me one more [censored] time if i sell bread, i'm going to nail ur [censored] beak to the counter!'

 

The duck looks at him and asks:

 

'Got any nails?'

 

Man replies:

 

'no'

 

Duck says:

 

'got any bread?????'

 

.......

Top drawer that mate!!! heard it before, but its a classic!!!

ReBirth said:

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thta was crap Andy!!! give up huni!!!

miss_diddy said:

thta was crap Andy!!! give up huni!!!

 

i bet the butcher he couldn't reach those burgers off the top shelve in his shop.

 

"Not a chance m8y" he replied "the steaks are too high!"

 

 

 

oh god boy pllleeeeaaasseee give up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANDY_WHITBY said:

miss_diddy said:

thta was crap Andy!!! give up huni!!!

 

i bet the butcher he couldn't reach those burgers off the top shelve in his shop.

 

"Not a chance m8y" he replied "the steaks are too high!"

 

 

 

anyway thats one of my tony's bad jokes!!!

Andy - do u have more than those 3 jokes? Those are the ones uv told me already

ill take that as a no then, ur dancing doesnt amuse me either tho

Claire DC said:

ill take that as a no then, ur dancing doesnt amuse me either tho

 

Well we can see what kind of a mood you are with me Claire. Noticed the trend of a dig at each of my posts? why?

Im joking hun -