Would yu ever kick me outa bed for farting, babe?

 

I mean, woulda ya, BABE??

LMFAO

 

no babe, but i might watch u wherver u go and whatever you do BABE

Would you keep track of what time it is aswell, babe?

 

ID MAKE UR LIFE A MISERY........... BABE

OMG BABE - That's so (in)considerate of you, babe.

 

What would yu do to me?

 

ill start by BREAKING UR [censored] NECK then id RUB IT [censored] BETTER before BITING UR NOSE OFF and then WATCHING UR EVERY MOVE AFTER THAT BITCH WHORE

Oh how romantic are you!

 

Iv never discovered romance b4 untill now

 

Doont forget to call a taxi to take me home will ya babe?

 

 

 

I LOVE YOU BABE.

ID LOVE TO CHOP UR ARM OFF TOO if thats ok with you?

 

Dont worry about the taxi ill take u myself and DUMP U OUTSIDE THE A&E DEPARTMENT

 

I LOVE YOU FOREVER MY LITTLE WHORE MONGER!!

WHERE THE FOOK HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE YOU ROTTEN LITTLE SLAG?!

 

I htink I have fouind the love of my life..that's YOU claire!

 

U don;t mind do you?

 

U can srape my face off and have that aswell if you like

id love to my lovely little whore ill do it slowly so that we both savour the moment then ill cook it up and reapply it to your skull.... BACKWARDS U BITCH

Will you skull [censored] me?

 

Please?

 

ILL [censored] UR EYES OUT BITCH