not long til christmas eh?

yeah only about 6 months to go, best get cracking with that last minute christmas shopping

not long to go til my flight to ibiza and i still havent packed

 

YOU MEAN... you havn't started yet??!

 

well lad, i tell ya, i did all mine in the january sales.

 

Gotta be quick off the mark in this game!

ah sod that,m i never buy xmas pressies unless i absolutely have to, till the very last minute, if at all

hang on...does this mean Father Christmas doesn't exist? i was only joking bout buying the presents, i thought the elves made them?!

no course the elves don't make them,, god you really think elves exist just to make presents, they have much better things to do. They just go down the shops and break in at night and steal them and say they made them

isnt that illegal tho

their elves they get away with it.

Oh and as for santa he does exist, but not as you know him, he still has the furry stuff on his clothes but it's actually on one of those pimp style long coats u often see....well pimps wearing really. And he pimps out the female elves. He just created that whole going down the chimney malarkey as a cover story

mummy! a nasty boy told lies bout father christmas!

but you had to know the truth tho, he's evil i tell you. He does look cool in that pimp jacket tho, u gotta respct him for that

my mum says im not allowed to talk to you anymore.

Look out for the Christmas party club night we are going to hold in July!

plz tell me ur jokin sarah