I av cum to the conclusion, much to my sorrow that i doubt myself or ne1 else will eva be able to fist my ass

Probably just as well, you'll only end looking like a glove puppet.

and walkin like john wayne

Chell said:

and walkin like john wayne

 

Maybe thats why John Wayne walked that way.

i neva 4t about that lol we cud be on to a world exclusive here?

Could well be onto something, his real name was Marion.

i fink this calls for sum undercover work!

Nothing like some good undercover work.

Hehe, thats the spirit.

Er, sorry to piss on ur bonfires here folks, but John Wayne is dead. Therefore it follows that anyone who may or may not have fisted his ass, is dead. It's also fairly unlikely that said fisting was caught on film at any point, due to the extreme lack of paparrazi at the time of John Wayne's fame.

Loads of people are still alive who "worked" with John Wayne and the press loved to follow him in his day. Theres bound to be some old whore or drag queen who has a tale or two to tell.

Just ignore him jack- hes just bitter cos he didn't fink of it 1st

Zen who?