I'm a picky swine, unless I've got my beer goggles on. Why did anyone invent beer goggles?

Capn_Jack said:

I'm a picky swine, unless I've got my beer goggles on. Why did anyone invent beer goggles?

 

So ugly girls can get a shag

I'm a slag wen i'm drunk- the only times i av slept with sum1 was wen i was pissed and i deeply regret it

djianw said:

I've slept with six before shacking up with the wife........

 

...weeeeeeelllll mind you, i have also [censored] the wife's oldest daughter while the wife was working one night......... mmmmmm me thinks i'll get shot if she knew!

 

well broadcasting it on the net is certainly one way of ensuring it stays hush then isnt it? dumbass! at least theres not a picture of u next to the post that confirms any doubt that it may be u!!

Lil_Zippy said:

Mr_Ginge said:

You see..thats the difference betwwen men and women.

 

Women usually need a reason to sleep with a bloke.

 

Men just need a place to shaft a filly

 

 

And it doesnt matter what they look like?

 

Urm...not for some blokes it dont.

Capn_Jack said:

Why did anyone invent beer goggles?

 

For people like me with facial disfigurement.

Jon M - LMAO...that's priceless!

 

And djian....how can you sleep at night beside her knowing that you did that.....the guilt alone would drive me to madness

 

For me, I stopped counting....numbers aren't important, just like one's age .

 

I was going to bars when I was 14 years old with my big sisters, so I guess my recklessness was expected. Since 18, I've been in committed relationships, so it's in the 6 months between relationships it seems that I've managed to have all my ahhhem, fun .

 

Anyways, if I knew then what I know now. Needless to say, when I'm single, I don't have sex while drunk or on drugs, and one night stands are rare.

i think i'll just go and shoot myself....................

 

 

 

406 at the last count.

Bloody 'ell Creamy, mines 407!

 

Coincidental?

404 have been my hand though.

Ikon said:

Do sheep count??

 

 

Hahaha!!!

djianw said:

i think i'll just go and shoot myself....................

 

 

 

 

That face gives the impression that you are chuffed with yourself for what you have done...

 

Personally i think you are a class A Cunt!!!

 

Cheatin on someone is bad enough... but fuckin your wifes daughter ? What were you thinking...

 

I really hope she finds out one day... not because i think she deserves to be hurt... just because i think that she should be aware of what a sleazy [censored] you are!

 

Rant over.

Mrs_Baddie said:

djianw said:

i think i'll just go and shoot myself....................

 

 

 

 

That face gives the impression that you are chuffed with yourself for what you have done...

 

Personally i think you are a class A Cunt!!!

 

Cheatin on someone is bad enough... but fuckin your wifes daughter ? What were you thinking...

 

I really hope she finds out one day... not because i think she deserves to be hurt... just because i think that she should be aware of what a sleazy [censored] you are!

 

Rant over.

 

Game on to the bloke.

Lil_Zippy said:

Capn_Jack said:

Why did anyone invent beer goggles?

 

For people like me with facial disfigurement.

 

Damn those beer goggle inventors, damn them all to hell!