jacking urself off mind...

 

every method u have...i have a nice one...

and do u like to show ppl....let them see u masterbate,

or is anyone like me and thing sumtimes its private??

 

ever ued the end of ur hairbrush..or a cucmber as its famously spouted about...lets ave it all eh?

Up down up down up down

 

and errr up and down

 

 

Never used a hair brush or a cuecumber , cant seem to bend them round my . . . .

 

 

 

Ah the simple yet effective up down motion, to get the lotion flowing.

Capn_Jack said:

Ah the simple yet effective up down motion, to get the lotion flowing.

 

Would this lotion be baby oil

ChewMyMoo said:

jacking urself off mind...

 

every method u have...i have a nice one...

and do u like to show ppl....let them see u masterbate,

or is anyone like me and thing sumtimes its private??

 

ever ued the end of ur hairbrush..or a cucmber as its famously spouted about...lets ave it all eh?

 

deffinately private.

 

NeoN said:

Capn_Jack said:

Ah the simple yet effective up down motion, to get the lotion flowing.

 

Would this lotion be baby oil

 

Hmm its a little more creamy than that, good for the ladies complexion though.

Capn_Jack said:

NeoN said:

Capn_Jack said:

Ah the simple yet effective up down motion, to get the lotion flowing.

 

Would this lotion be baby oil

 

Hmm its a little more creamy than that, good for the ladies complexion though.

 

alex! dont give away the secret ingredient to my moring facial...i hope to make millions outtin oil of olay/ulay/woteva way...!

ChewMyMoo said:

Capn_Jack said:

NeoN said:

Capn_Jack said:

Ah the simple yet effective up down motion, to get the lotion flowing.

 

Would this lotion be baby oil

 

Hmm its a little more creamy than that, good for the ladies complexion though.

 

alex! dont give away the secret ingredient to my moring facial...i hope to make millions outtin oil of olay/ulay/woteva way...!

 

Does it not go all dry and flaky by dinner time so you need another aplication

ChewMyMoo said:

Capn_Jack said:

NeoN said:

Capn_Jack said:

Ah the simple yet effective up down motion, to get the lotion flowing.

 

Would this lotion be baby oil

 

Hmm its a little more creamy than that, good for the ladies complexion though.

 

alex! dont give away the secret ingredient to my moring facial...i hope to make millions outtin oil of olay/ulay/woteva way...!

 

Your secret is safe with me.

ewwwwwww...lol

there must be gals tho...not exactly friggin, maybe in other ways???

My ex made me fit a JACKozie ! Wonder why ?

NeoN said:

Up down up down up down

 

and errr up and down

 

 

Never used a hair brush or a cuecumber , cant seem to bend them round my . . . .

 

 

 

how about a ring donut?

 

In out in out etc etc

Shelby said:

NeoN said:

Up down up down up down

 

and errr up and down

 

 

Never used a hair brush or a cuecumber , cant seem to bend them round my . . . .

 

 

 

how about a ring donut?

 

Will have to try that one

 

Do they still sell the mini ones in tesco ?

likkle rub here & a likkle rub there!!!