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"You see mate, this is where I stick my ***** when getting in a club but if I breathe too hard they shoot out my arse"

"My God! has anyone got any toilet paper, i think i've followed through!"

"Give me my nose back, you C**T"

 

(Some people just don't get the nose removal joke. It was his thumb not your nose!)

"listen Baldrick, this idea of yours is not going very well is it now??"

 

 

 

 

"no seriously this is how i box"

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR SUGGESTING I PUT IT UP THERE!!!"

"NO ! MY BOSE IS NOB BREEDING!!"

 

 

 

"look go away can't you see i'm tryin to sniff some poppers!!!"

"look mate, i don't know where and who you got these from, but please take these [censored] tampons out of my nose!!"