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a replacement for my clubbing trousers

 

spent months trying to find something i like and have finally found them

 

my old ones are going to be sent to the back of the wardrobe now

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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well done

QUOTE (benrostwood @ Jun 10 2004, 16:21)
a replacement for my clubbing trousers

spent months trying to find something i like and have finally found them

my old ones are going to be sent to the back of the wardrobe now

thank god for that. the thought of you clubbing trouser-less was traumatic

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A truly wonderous anecdote.

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QUOTE (Alex @ Jun 10 2004, 16:45)
A truly wonderous anecdote.

Indeed!

 

Keep us posted on how you get on with your new Clubbing Trousers!!!

 

Fantastic!

 

p.s I bought some toothpaste today. not quite as exciting but ho-hum

QUOTE (colin66 @ Jun 10 2004, 18:03)

p.s I bought some toothpaste today. not quite as exciting but ho-hum

what flavour?

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If this is a "best anecdote" competition, wait till you hear my story...

 

This morning, I was walking along the street, and nearly stepped in a dog shit! But (wait for it...) at the last minute I saw the shit and avoided it. Phew.

QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ Jun 10 2004, 22:12)
If this is a "best anecdote" competition, wait till you hear my story...

This morning, I was walking along the street, and nearly stepped in a dog shit! But (wait for it...) at the last minute I saw the shit and avoided it. Phew.

That's a damn shame.

 

The 'story' would have been even better if you told us you slipped in the shit and landed face first in it.

 

Arse.

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QUOTE (Maria @ Jun 10 2004, 22:13)
The 'story' would have been even better if you told us you slipped in the shit and landed face first in it.

You have a furtive imagination Maria! I think you should keep your coprophilia fantasies to yourself.

QUOTE (Maria @ Jun 10 2004, 22:13)
QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ Jun 10 2004, 22:12)
If this is a "best anecdote" competition, wait till you hear my story...

This morning, I was walking along the street, and nearly stepped in a dog shit! But (wait for it...) at the last minute I saw the shit and avoided it. Phew.

That's a damn shame.

 

The 'story' would have been even better if you told us you slipped in the shit and landed face first in it.

 

Arse.

that would just have made the story boreing

QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ Jun 10 2004, 22:18)
QUOTE (Maria @ Jun 10 2004, 22:13)
The 'story' would have been even better if you told us you slipped in the shit and landed face first in it.

You have a furtive imagination Maria! I think you should keep your coprophilia fantasies to yourself.

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