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A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each

 

week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There

 

was one problem. The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to

 

understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he

 

started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same hat!"

 

Or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table," or "Hey, why are all

the cards the ace of spades?" The

 

magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the

captain's parrot.

 

Then, unfortunately, the ship sank. The magician found himself on a

 

piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the

parrot.

 

They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word.

 

This went on for a day... and then another... and then

 

another.

 

Finally, on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back and

 

said.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"OK, I give up. Where's the ship??

 

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