Gusset typing for the girls.... or maybe banjo playing.

 

Hand shandy for the boys.

for the girls...

 

'gusset typewriting'

Mr_Ginge said:

Pulling your pudding,

Yanking the plank,

Playing pocket pool,

Choking the trouser snake,

Bashing the bishop,

Stroking the salami,

Shagging Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters.

spank the monkey

 

 

But for the girls....theres not many that I've heard apart from ...

 

Flicking the bean,

Playing with the peanut,

Riding the 5 humped camel

smack the pony

the worst term for masturbating i've ever seen is "masterbating"

 

 

alasdair

it was "Double clicking your mouse" mate

 

 

best one for blokes that i have heard is shaking hands with the guvnor of love

Edited June 16, 200321 yr by Dirty_Disco_Balls

alasdairm said:

the worst term for masturbating i've ever seen is "masterbating"

Glad I'm not the only pedantic git to notice that one!

 

My favourite expression for the girls is "playing the one-string guitar"!

Or for when a bloke helps her out: "feeding the horse".

modular1 said:

making the dolly sick.....lol

that is gross....... i like it though

Have u all forgotten the best!?

 

'the five-fingered knuckle shuffle'

Bashing the Bishop

Choking the Chicken

Avin a Chop

5 Knuckle Shuffle

Meeting Pam & her 5 sisters

Knocking one out

 

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