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OK boys and girl...what (in your opinion) is the worst term for masterbating?

Ginge
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Gusset typing for the girls.... or maybe banjo playing.

 

Hand shandy for the boys.

Walks quietly but carries a big Fin.

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    Mr_Ginge said:

    Pulling your pudding,

    Yanking the plank,

    Playing pocket pool,

    Choking the trouser snake,

    Bashing the bishop,

    Stroking the salami,

    Shagging Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters.

    spank the monkey

     

     

    But for the girls....theres not many that I've heard apart from ...

     

    Flicking the bean,

    Playing with the peanut,

    Riding the 5 humped camel

    smack the pony

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    the worst term for masturbating i've ever seen is "masterbating"

     

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    alasdair

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    alasdairm said:

    the worst term for masturbating i've ever seen is "masterbating"

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    Glad I'm not the only pedantic git to notice that one! smile.gif

     

    My favourite expression for the girls is "playing the one-string guitar"!

    Or for when a bloke helps her out: "feeding the horse". grin.gif

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    modular1 said:

    making the dolly sick.....lol laugh.gif

    that is gross....... i like it though biggrin.gif

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    Have u all forgotten the best!?

     

    'the five-fingered knuckle shuffle'

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    Bashing the Bishop

    Choking the Chicken

    Avin a Chop

    5 Knuckle Shuffle

    Meeting Pam & her 5 sisters

    Knocking one out

     

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