Or little Hitlers as the fuckers should be called. People that work for the underground are either small fat lesbians, old perverted grey haired baldy men, student types that wouldn't know how to deal with customer service if it come up and smacked then in the arse or general train spotter types who aint got a [censored] clue.

 

The lesbians are worse, [censored] little hitlers, no help whatsoever, these random checks they do with your tickets, who the [censored] do they think they are? Some poor wanker lost his travelcard the other day but no they didn't even give him a chance did they, pricks, they have brains the size of peas and are only working there because they bunked school, [censored] losers.

 

Anyone that travels on the underground, heres what I want you to do; should one of these jumped up hitlers get on your train asking to see your ticket pretend you've lost it, make the carriage believe you are a fare dodger, then watch as their smug arsed faces get out that penalty fare book and start taking your details and your fine, just as they rip off your ticket get out your card and announce to whole carriage you've found it. Proceed to then tell these pricks to [censored] off off your train and go find a job like cleaning the [censored] off your shoe.

 

Cunts.

fish, chips, cup'o'tea, bad food, worse weather, mary-fuckin-poppins, yeah LONDON

 

yawn

Get [censored], this is a serious issue and you are interfering. And the fact that you are Scottish thats a serious issue in itself.

I dont class this as a serious issue. anyone else agree ?

 

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Stop voting my posts a 1.

James said:

I dont class this as a serious issue. anyone else agree ?

 

agreed.

 

i really can't stand whinging londoners.

TomD said:

James said:

I dont class this as a serious issue. anyone else agree ?

 

agreed.

 

i really can't stand whinging londoners.

 

This was a serious issue.

Well for once I agree with Creamy and this is a serious issue!

 

I tried to get from my place to Oxford street yesterday. Its usually is a short 20 minute train journey, instead it took me over 2 hours and I still only made it as far as Kings Cross! Staff at London Transport are all incompetent bastards!

Tara said:

As usual I agree with Creamy and this is a serious issue!

 

 

Thanks.

Stop changing my words bitch!

What bastard voted this post a ONE ?

i know what Tara and Kev mean by jumped up hitlers (any sort of underground train staff) Got quite a few up Liverpool way (so that's why i use my car more than often now.....) so i agree with Kev and Tara. Show the fuckers what we think by the meaning "PISS OFF!!"

Still no one has admitted to voting this post a one. Bastards.

i voted it a 3 ! is that any help?

CreamyC said:

Anyone that travels on the underground, heres what I want you to do ... pretend you've lost it, make the carriage believe you are a fare dodger, then watch as their smug arsed faces get out that penalty fare book ...

Very amusing idea! It would be interesting to see how smug they are. Why else would you get a job like that, other than to be smug? Same goes for traffic wardens and most bouncers. Power-tripping gits.