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>A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies

>of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed

>his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand

>several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the

>sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case.

>He opens it and out pops a genie....

>But this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing a Senior Manager ID badge and

>dull grey suit. "Well" says the genie. "You know how it works. You have

>three wishes."

>"I'm not falling for this." says the man. "I'm not going to trust a Senior

>Manager." "What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it

>looks like you're a goner anyway!"

>The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right.

>"OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink."

>***POOF*** The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever

>seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

>"OK, kid, what's your second wish."

>"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."

>***POOF*** The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with

>rare gold coins and precious gems. "OK, kid, you have just one more wish.

>Better make it a good one!"

>After thinking for a few minutes, the man says: "I wish that no matter where

>I go beautiful women will want and need me."

>***POOF***He is turned into a tampon.>The moral of the story?

>If a Senior Manager offers you anything, there's going to be a string

>attached. ---------------------->