Posted June 12, 200321 yr CTW DJs >A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies >of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed >his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand >several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the >sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. >He opens it and out pops a genie.... >But this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing a Senior Manager ID badge and >dull grey suit. "Well" says the genie. "You know how it works. You have >three wishes." >"I'm not falling for this." says the man. "I'm not going to trust a Senior >Manager." "What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it >looks like you're a goner anyway!" >The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right. >"OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink." >***POOF*** The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever >seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies. >"OK, kid, what's your second wish." >"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams." >***POOF*** The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with >rare gold coins and precious gems. "OK, kid, you have just one more wish. >Better make it a good one!" >After thinking for a few minutes, the man says: "I wish that no matter where >I go beautiful women will want and need me." >***POOF***He is turned into a tampon.>The moral of the story? >If a Senior Manager offers you anything, there's going to be a string >attached. ---------------------->
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